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canonical: https://aderettherapy.com.au/resources/dont-pick-up-a-bat/
title: Don't Pick Up A Bat
slug: dont-pick-up-a-bat
date: 2026-08-11
type: song
status: published
image: hero.jpg
image_alt: Aderet Therapy Weekly video thumbnail for the original song 'Don't Pick Up A Bat', 11 August 2026
summary: A wry, affectionate song about the single most common way Australians end up needing treatment for a bat bite, which is picking up a bat in order to help it.
keywords: dont touch bats, wildlife rescue, bat safety, paediatric physiotherapy, paediatric physiotherapy Campbelltown, parenting podcast, original song, children's song, NDIS
youtube: https://youtu.be/72PftC0G9rg
---
A wry, affectionate song about the single most common way Australians end up needing treatment for a bat bite, which is picking up a bat in order to help it.

Aderet Therapy Weekly is a weekly paediatric physiotherapy podcast for parents of babies and young children, made by Aderet Therapy in Campbelltown, in the Macarthur region of NSW. Each episode mixes short talk segments with original songs written for the week's topic. This is a song from the episode "Why does a bat scratch you can barely see still need treating?".

This has been created with the help of AI.

## Links
- [Aderet Therapy](https://aderettherapy.com.au)
- [Listen to the full episode (Aderet Therapy Weekly, 10 August 2026)](https://open.spotify.com/episode/3WkYmc96CSYJ0XrQzaLGqA?si=dAdHAYO-TU6mende-ms2-w)

- [Read more, Knock Knees and Bow Legs](https://aderettherapy.com.au/resources/knock-knees-bow-legs/)

## Lyrics

**Verse**

I have picked up a bat. Well, four.  
The first was in the fruit tree net.  
I told it, shush now, I have got you.  
It had opinions. I have a scar.  


**Chorus**

Don't pick up a bat  
That's what they tell you  
Don't pick up a bat  
I have heard it twice today  
And I hear that, I do  
I just don't apply it to me  


**Verse**

Bat two was on the clothesline  
Bat three was in the shed  
By then I had a system  
Gumboots and a bucket lid  
That is not equipment  
That is three things from a shed  
I told bat three, relax, I'm trained.  
I am not trained.  


**Chorus**

Don't pick up a bat  
That's what the sign said  
On the door of the little room  
Where they were doing my needles  
And I hear that, I do  
I just hear it a bit late  


**Bridge**

Bat four was in a bin  
And the nurse said, back again?  
And I said, you remember me?  
And she said, love. We have a folder.  
And it is not thin.  


**Chorus**

Don't pick up a bat  
That's what my own kid says now  
From the back seat, in a voice  
Don't pick up a bat  
And I hear that, I do  
I've never met a bat I could walk past  

## Disclaimer
This song and this video are general information. Every child is unique, and nothing here is medical advice or a substitute for a conversation with your GP, your child and family health nurse, or your physiotherapist. The episode this song comes from says what can and cannot be supported by evidence; the song does not make clinical claims.

## About Aderet Therapy
Paediatric physiotherapy for newborns to 18 years: gross motor development, assistive technology, communication physiotherapy, aquatic physiotherapy, key worker early intervention, school holiday programs, and the free Little Movers League community sessions. NDIS, Medicare and private health.
Suite 10, 261 Queen Street, Campbelltown NSW. Wheelchair accessible, free parking.
Phone 02 4949 7276 · info@aderettherapy.com.au · aderettherapy.com.au

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